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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
John Diet 2004 Update
(click for larger image of exciting John vs. Knave chart)
Thanks to my manly metabolism, I have been able to lose an exciting 6 pounds in 7 days! My goal: drop down below my brother. Anything that happens after that (including ballooning back up to 200 pounds) is immaterial!
How have I done it so far? It's quite complicated: I Have Eaten Less. And exercised a little bit. Jeanie has been helping to force us to take walks, a la Jennifer and Marty.
My current goal: catch my damned brother by next week!
