Due to popular demand of one assHole, here are some of the better various Johnny Letter rantings I have given birth to since my arrival here in Tampa, Pound-for-Pound Porn Capital of America and America's Dumbest Town.
I make no excuses! I don't necessarily deserve a response to any of these, but it ain't gonna stop Johnny Letter from trying!
- The move your goddamned trailer letter (MS Word)
Update! The goddamned trailer was moved into storage in an unused garage on the apartment complex grounds on 2/21/04. Victory is mine!
- Trilegiant "credit card protection" I-was-a-dumbass-college-student letter (MS Word)
Update! Gradually, on three separate dates between 1/29 and 2/09, Trilegiant has credited me back all the charges except for the original one from 1992 when I first "signed up." Savings: $144.90. Take that, Andrew McGeorge!
Update (4/14/04)! Incredibly, Trilegiant followed up the above credit card reimbursements with a registered letter containing a check for an additional $177.90! This means that my tremendous lack of financial awareness over a 12-year span has officially paid off to the tune of a $144.90 net profit. Again, take that, Andrew McGeorge!
- Northwest Airlines "give me miles" whine (MS Word)
Update (4/16/04)! After months of no word, Northwest finally came through with a token $150 travel voucher. A small victory, but a victory nevertheless for the tireless self-crusader Johnny Letter!
- The not-so-dumb-anymore cancel my expensive auto-renewal but keep sending me my free magazines timeline (textfile)